Calling all ARTiiiist - Carvers of Wood? Visonaries!!!

Do you have or know someone with a love and experience of carving things (things = wood) with a chainsaw.

Do you want to use that love and experience to create a 8-9 foot tall wooden sasquatch/bigfoot/yeti to be placed within my front yard for everyday viewing?

Im looking for someone with a vision!
Im looking for someone with a chainsaw (it may even take more than a chainsaw, im not sure)!
Im looking for someone with a HUGE peice of wood!
Im looking for someone who can finish this project within 4 weeks!

Most be willing to provided examples and references from past work!

some internet examples of Sasquatch i have collected!

Craigslist posting of ad:
http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/crg/351294433.html